- maryland.gov

- maryland.gov

It's where I was born . I tell you some days I miss the seafood there , like crazy . another one of my destinations to return to

Miami

City of Miami - Official City of Miami Website

The city that I love , and no hurricane can keep me from her I will see all you guys down there . around Christmastime

The Power Of Money

Joke of the day "are you the Doctor"

A father walks into a book store with his young son. The boy is holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts panicking, shouting for help. A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the book store. Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat in he coffee bar without saying a word. As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?" "No," the woman replied. "DIVORCE ATTORNEY".

Batman Begins

Batman Begins

I saw this movie last night , and in my opinion , it was really good . my friend likes the campy version better you know , with the over exaggerated throwing punches with a large colorful text . but this one was more believable , if there had to be a person like Batman this movie lets you see how he could conceivably exist with all of his gadgets (supplied by Morgan Freeman) . for me and answered questions like , how did the bat Cave get under Bruce Wayne's house? Where did he get his money from? How he is he able to fight all those people , and never get hurt? I won't spoil the ending , but I hope there are sequels to this

Sometimes The little guy Has to take a stand

Tell me how you really feel:-)

Fire Sunrise In Colorado Springs

The one thing I've learned to appreciate living here in Colorado Springs are the spectacular sunrises in October

The Official Site of the Colorado Avalanche

The Official Site of the Colorado Avalanche

In my endeavor to take in new things and new experiences . I'm going to try to make a serious effort this year to try to appreciate Colorado avalanche hockey if you listen to all the jokes and stereotypes . this is something my people (African-American) normally do not participate in but I was pleasantly surprised to found out . there is an African-American goalie that plays for the NHL . my problem sometimes is the puck is moving so fast I never know where it is on the ice I remember many years ago , when the ratings were sagging and the NHL was trying to get more viewers you could watch a hockey game from home , and they digitally highlighted the puck with a blue streaking affect . who knows maybe at the end of the year . I will be avalanche Fan and a Denver Broncos fan . let me rephrase that some Denver Bronco have a tendency to get on my nerves with the proverbial" we" that is a major pet peeve of mine second to speaking in the third person and also the dedication of some of these individuals is mind-boggling call me spoiled but I could never enjoy sitting in a open stadium with the temperature at 38° and dropping and enjoy a football game . Miami football is so much more relaxing at 75° in a pair of shorts watching a football game . life can't get any better :-)

Joke Of The Day (Wal-Mart)

Only at WalMart One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him," My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at WalMart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars....... a lot cheaper than a doctor. So Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to WalMart. He deposits ten dollars and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and Epson's Salt. (Aisle 8) And avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart. That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe begins wondering if the computer can be fooled. He mixes some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure.Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results. The computer prints the following: 1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9) 2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7) 3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab. 4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. 5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better. Thank you for shopping at WalMart

MUHAMMAD ALI - The Greatest Of All Time

MUHAMMAD ALI - The Greatest Of All Time

He truly is the greatest of all time

SuperHead

For all of you who like spicy tell-all books this video vixen has spilled the beans http://socialitelife.com/mt/archives/superhead_whore_to_tell_all.php

Mrs. Jessica Alba Goes Topless

She said she would never do it

but I guess everyone has their price

Topless Photographs Jessica Alba Click here to Check out the photo (Adult Content)

The Death Clock

It is that time of the year when we put on scary mask and costumes, to scare the hell out of one another want to see when you're time is up click on the link happy trick-or-treat Day
http://www.deathclock.com/

MSN.com

MSN.com

George Bush and Google, Failure?

The next time you're surfing the Web go on Google and type in the Word failure then click on " I'm feeling lucky" search option to some of you the results are not surprising but it is funny and at the same time . a sad commentary on the administration I wonder what the people over in some other far off foreign land are googleing?

And You Thought They Were Joking

So the next time you see a sign that says no parking I bet you will think twice

S.O.B Defined

The Jackson's On Vacation

Sleeping Computers

Have You ever wondered what your computer does when you go to sleep or leave the office .
http://www.toilette-humor.com/computer-at-night.html

New rule, Supermodel's should not be talkshow host

In my opinion supermodels should not be talk show host I've seen her show on several different occasions now and I have tried to give it a chance but your guests should not be more interesting than you and if your guests are more interesting than you should not bore the audience with antidotes of ''what happened when you were a top model '' or for that matter breakout episodes from a television show , you just happened to host also (America's next top model) for no reason don't get me wrong I like Tyra Banks but I like looking at her more I don't know her personality I only can't speak about what I see and what I see is a very needy individuals seeking attention I'm very happy that she showed America that her breasts are real (oh my goodness they had the nerve to put that second to hurricane Katrina) but seriously I'm very impressed with her work with young children especially young girls and their self-esteem http://www.tzonefoundation.org/ and her work with other charities also but she is knocking down these different genres for instance acting(not so good) singing career(when down faster than the Hindenburg) I really hope I'm wrong with this blog maybe I will look back on it a few years from now and she will be the next Oprah Winfrey but in my opinion this supermodel should not be a talkshow host "I need to get a life":-)