SuperHead

For all of you who like spicy tell-all books this video vixen has spilled the beans http://socialitelife.com/mt/archives/superhead_whore_to_tell_all.php

Mrs. Jessica Alba Goes Topless

She said she would never do it

but I guess everyone has their price

Topless Photographs Jessica Alba Click here to Check out the photo (Adult Content)

The Death Clock

It is that time of the year when we put on scary mask and costumes, to scare the hell out of one another want to see when you're time is up click on the link happy trick-or-treat Day
http://www.deathclock.com/

MSN.com

MSN.com

George Bush and Google, Failure?

The next time you're surfing the Web go on Google and type in the Word failure then click on " I'm feeling lucky" search option to some of you the results are not surprising but it is funny and at the same time . a sad commentary on the administration I wonder what the people over in some other far off foreign land are googleing?

And You Thought They Were Joking

So the next time you see a sign that says no parking I bet you will think twice

S.O.B Defined

The Jackson's On Vacation

Sleeping Computers

Have You ever wondered what your computer does when you go to sleep or leave the office .
http://www.toilette-humor.com/computer-at-night.html

New rule, Supermodel's should not be talkshow host

In my opinion supermodels should not be talk show host I've seen her show on several different occasions now and I have tried to give it a chance but your guests should not be more interesting than you and if your guests are more interesting than you should not bore the audience with antidotes of ''what happened when you were a top model '' or for that matter breakout episodes from a television show , you just happened to host also (America's next top model) for no reason don't get me wrong I like Tyra Banks but I like looking at her more I don't know her personality I only can't speak about what I see and what I see is a very needy individuals seeking attention I'm very happy that she showed America that her breasts are real (oh my goodness they had the nerve to put that second to hurricane Katrina) but seriously I'm very impressed with her work with young children especially young girls and their self-esteem http://www.tzonefoundation.org/ and her work with other charities also but she is knocking down these different genres for instance acting(not so good) singing career(when down faster than the Hindenburg) I really hope I'm wrong with this blog maybe I will look back on it a few years from now and she will be the next Oprah Winfrey but in my opinion this supermodel should not be a talkshow host "I need to get a life":-)

The Colorado Renaissance Festival 2005

The 2005 Renaissance Festival in Colorado Springs
This is a Medieval Horse Puppeteer (there is actually one guy under all of this and it was 89° that day)
This guy was a Mongolian Dragon slayer (I did not know there was a difference)he told me it took him a year to design this costume and he handmade it
Xavier&with The evil Knight(he really was a cool guy)
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I highly recommend going to the Renaissance Festival at lease once especially if you like to people watch such as I do sometimes at first you have to get used to the people in character calling you" my lord or my lady" but then you get really into the flavor of a whole medieval times thing and start imagining what it would be like to be a Knight the whole time I was there I could not stop thinking about the movie Black Knight , starring Martin Lawrence . it was a really great experience I look forward to going to it every year

Obituary

Today we mourn the passing
of a beloved old friend by the name of
Common Sense
who has been with us for many years.
No one knows for sure how old he was
since his birth records were long ago
lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered
as having cultivated such value lessons as
knowing when to come in out of the rain,
why the early bird gets the worm and
that life isn't always fair.
Common Sense
lived by simple, sound financial policies
(don't spend more than you earn)
and reliable parenting strategies
(adults, not kids, are in charge).
His health began to rapidly deteriorate
when well intentioned but overbearing regulations
were set in place.
Reports of a six-year-old boy
charged with sexual harassment
for kissing a classmate;
teens suspended from school
for using mouthwash after lunch;
and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student,
only worsened his condition.
It declined even further
when schools were required to get parental consent
to administer aspirin to a student;
but, could not inform the parents
when a student became pregnant
and wanted to have an abortion.
Finally, Common sense lost the will to live
as the Ten Commandments became contraband;
churches became businesses;
and criminals received better treatment
than their victims.
Common Sense finally gave up the ghost
after a woman failed to realize
that a steaming cup of coffee was hot,
she spilled a bit in her lap,
and was awarded a huge settlement
Common Sense
was preceded in death
by his parents, Truth and Trust,
his wife, Discretion;
his daughter, Responsibility;
and his son, Reason.
He is survived by two stepbrothers;
My Rights and Ima Whiner.
Not many attended his funeral
because so few realized he was gone.
If you still know him pass this on,
if not join the majority and do nothing.

A Pop Star , not a popout star (Ciara)

You would think with the money she makes she could afford a seamstress

Hurricane Survival Kit (the things you absolutely must have)

Hurricane Survival Kit
Toilet Paper........................................check
Bud Light...........................................check
Keystone Ice........................................check
Budweiser...........................................check
Red Dog.............................................check
Misc. other bottles of alcohol......................check
Piece of plywood to float your old lady and booze on...check
Next time let's all be more prepared.

Diary Of A Mad Toddler

My life is very complex as a toddler sometimes I think my parents just all understand how hard it is to get on their nerves but that is my job and I do it very well just take a look at my schedule 5:45 a.m. I wake up and bother Mommy that is a prerequisite any toddler knows you must bother Mommy first thing in the morning oh darn she looks like he's getting mad I guess I will go see what my older sister is doing she says she's going this"I'm getting ready for school thing"I don't understand she didn't do it Saturday and Sunday 6:00 a.m. I'm getting hungry but I guess I will go bother Daddy for a while he always makes funny faces to make me laugh so I just kick back in his lap for a while I see why my uncle likes to sit it's pretty cool but he has a big stroller I'm still trying to understand why he never stands up like Daddy but it really doesn't matter . I love him Mommy and Daddy say that I can ask him anything I want to when I start to talk but right now I'm saving these years for yelling 6:45 a.m.I'm getting hungry Mommy there's no reason I should not be eating 646a.m.that Mommy of mine can make a good breakfast yumm too bad , she's going to have to clean up my mess she says that I'm going to have to start doing this when I get older and have kids of my own what the heck is she talking about I don't even know how I got here 7 a.m.it's time for the greatest entertainer on earth Elmoooooooooo!! Who did you think I was going to say Barney he is so last year he's for lil lil Kid's they need to grow up 7:30 a.m.I have to go bother my sisters some more before they go to school 9:45 a.m. Mommy and Daddy just bought a new vacuum cleaner I'm going to go bother the best part of it the box that it came in you know , I don't know who invented the box but she must've been a genius I remember last Christmas when Santa Claus came in left presents there were so many boxes to play with i was in heaven and I have to take my hat off to those elves wrapping paper is the best thing in the world don't tell Mommy and Daddy this or Santa Claus I'm just getting interested in playing with the toy's they came in those wrappers and boxes this year , I'm hoping for more boxes and toys 10:46 a.m. I haven't quite got the potty thing down come on accidents do happen I noticed when me and Mommy went shopping one day they have the same things that I am trying to stop wearing and they have them for adults I don't understand adults why is Mommy and Daddy trying to potty trained me when I'm only going to have to wear them again adults are strange people 11:00 a.m. naptime a toddler needs her sleep but I can't understand on the weekends , when Daddy is off why he takes naps all of time I don't know why Mommy does all the work here in the house I think when he goes away every day he goes to adult school or something like my sisters but he calls it work I have to look more into this work thing 12:15 p.m. I must've been really tired that naptime went over by 15 minutes the Mommy individual should've woken me up . I have things to do 12:30 p.m. lunchtime late lunch because of the Mommy individual did not wake me up but I think she is making up for it by making me chicken fingers I love chicken fingers but there is something that I cannot figure out when I watch the greatest entertainer in the world (Elmo) and he has me counting chickens with him I never see any hands on the chickens let alone the fingers and when we go to MacDonell's and I have chicken McNuggets where are the Nuggets on the chicken? I guess that's one of life's oddities but they are quite tasty 1:45 p.m. playtime outdoors Mommy and I go outside when they're nice days out here in Carolina I love my tricycle but Mommy likes to collect pinecones another one of life's oddities 3:01 p.m.my goodnesswhat is the Mommy individual thinking it was hot out there she knows that I will play with shadow as many times as I throw the ball he will go getit silly dog 3:30 p.m. my sisters are home I have someone new to torment 5:30 p.m. ahhhhh I love one Mommy does my hair because I'm pretty so pretty 6:01 p.m. boy , I sure am hungry 6:02 p.m. like I said before that Mommy individual sure cooks a good dinner 6:25 p.m. we look at my fathers brother on this Internet thing I'm not really sure how it works I just sit and Daddy is lap and look at the screen he's kind of funny looking like my Daddy he makes funny faces but I ignore him and act like I don't see him when he's not looking I smile I've never seen him in person but I look forward to meeting him and riding in his wheelchair 7:00 p.m. this toddler is tired I think I will do all my grumpy routines you know cry like a baby,start fights with my sister,bother shadow,and ultimately get in trouble selecting, really close to getting a spanking then it is off to bed for me:-) I have to get my beauty rest because I have to do all this over again tomorrow:-) I love being a toddler

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit

Kool-Aid - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

HEY nephew OH YEAHHHHHHHHHH

Kool-Aid - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia



If you grew up middle-class or unfortunately , very poor . you knew Kool-Aid . you also knew that Strawberry wasn't a flavor red was when someone would ask you what kind of Kool-Aid , would you want to drink , you would probably reply with" I'll have some red" :-) and not many people know that my nephew has taken the place of the Kool-Aid Man with his big beautiful a big grin on his face just kidding little nephew . I love you

Hooters.com

Hooters.com

I just realized something , they sell food here oh my goodness . :-) and all this time I've been going there to look at scantily clad women come on guys . at least I admit it :-) . I guess you're one of those men who only buys Playboy for the articles sure right :-)

Buckwheat Strikes Back

Little Buckwheat>>A teacher in a one-room schoolhouse arrives one morning to find a nice red apple on her desk with a tag tied to it saying T.O.T. Knowing that she had some not-so-nice pranksters in her class, she cautiously asked "Can someone explain what T.O.T. means?" Mary in the front row raised her hand to explain it means "To Our Teacher." The next morning the teacher finds a bigger and prettier apple than the day before. This time there is a tag with T.O.T.W.L. written on it. She asks for an explanation for this note and little Johnny waves his hand to explain That means "To Our Teacher With Love"The next morning she arrives to find a great big ass watermelon sitting on her desk with a tag saying "F.U.C.K.".Her jaw drops and she screams "Who can explain this?"Little Buckwheat in the back row raises his hand and says, that means"From>Us Colored Kids!"

The Awakening at Haines point

The Collection: Recreation Figures
Check out this statue(The Awakening ) if you ever in DC , but from personal experience don't go at night and slightly inebriated it will freak you out , because it's on the background of the river . it almost looks like it's moving not something you want to be seeing when you've had too many drinks in the daytime , it's better . he has a lot of different figures around DC , but I think this is his most well-known it's at Haines point run across the river from the airport . I think they're calling it Ronald Reagan . international Airport

A Prayer for the Working

Let us ALL pray
HOW TO TELL IF YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK
When a co-worker comes in a little too happy singing
"good morning" to everyone and you think, "Somebody
needs to slap the s#@! out of her"...You need to pray
at work.
When someone comes in and announces, "office meeting
in 5 minutes," and you think, "what the f*&% do they
want now?"..... You need to pray at work.
When your computer is mysteriously turned off and you
want to say, "which one of you sons of b*&^%$# turned
off my computer?"..... You need to pray at work.
When you and a co-worker are discussing something, and
a third person comes in and says, "well at my last
office...," and you want to throw a stapler at
him...... You need to pray at work.
When you hear a co-worker call your name and the first
thing that crosses your mind is, "what the h*&^ does
she want now?" and you try to hide underneath your
desk......... You need to pray at work.
When you are asked to stay late and help do someone
else's work and the first thing that pops in your head
is, "both of y'all can kiss my a@@!!".... You need to
pray at work.
When you're in the elevator and it stops to pick up
someone who stood for five minutes waiting for the
darn thing only to go DOWN one floor, and you say
"that lazy b*&%$#"...... You need to pray at work.
When you take some vacation time and come back to find
a mountain of paperwork sitting on your desk because
no one else would do it and you think, "sorry a##
M#$^%F%&#s"....... You need to pray at work.
If you have ever thought about poisoning, choking,
punching, slapping or flattening someone's tires that
you work with...... You need to pray at work.
If you avoid saying more than hello or how are you
doing to someone because you know it's going to lead
to their life story .......You need to pray at work.
If you know all the words that have been bleeped
out....You need to pray at work! :0)
LET US ALL BOW OUR HEADS

Harley-Davidson and Honda on the disabled list?

This isn't my motorcycle so for you motor heads out there if you have any questions about the specifics I will find out from him he's a good friend of mine

Of course not a Harley-Davidson or Honda could never be on the disabled list . only if it was designed like this and that is , this is a modified Honda Valkyeir. that is driven from the sidecar designed for disabled driver the user drives his wheelchair up the extended ramp and the sidecar all of the controls are right there and off you go born to be wild . how about born to be disabled and wild :-)

I Can Push Stop They Can't

I was recently playing a videogame(HALO a first-person shooter) . if you're not familiar with it . it's about a futuristic soldier , and his mission is to navigate his way through different settings and destroy and kill the aliens it's a very fun game and with a first-person shooter . sometimes you're really feel like a soldier in battle , but I got to thinking one day when I was frustrated . one a level of the game and One finding myself getting killed . I wanted to myself" if this was a real-life . I would be screwed" I thought about it more and my thoughts began to travel to our young men and women overseas and in the Armed Forces . they can't push stop or even take a break . they have to be in the battle mode of protecting their own lives and of their fellow soldiers . 24 hours a day I have always respected anyone that puts themselves in a line of fire for their country but playing that game made me realize something . I have the comfort of sitting at home thousands of miles away from a place I have never seen except on television and simulating battle playing pretend in a cyber world on a 15 inch screen I occasionally eating popcorn relaxing when I want that is something a real soldier does not have the luxury of doing he or she never knows when something is going to end his life . if someone walking by him or her has a bomb strapped to him or riding in a convoy could be your last ride I'm sure they're not worried about the price of gas . they're only worries are am I going to be able to go home alive I'm sure they were just be happy arriving home with a missing leg . they could still hugged their loved ones they could still enjoy a baseball game and not worrying about getting shot . I'm not saying you have to respect the politics of this war at this point in time , I don't know why any more , but I do know this . I have unconditional support for our troops and a total respect for them and the ones who have already sacrificed their lives rest in peace and the ones still serving come home soon your family's miss you

Joke Of The Day

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
(Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight." He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked

The great debate of the chicken and the egg

Somehow I thought it was going to be different:-)

Wheelchair humor

Thank goodness I thought the impact would kill me
I think our president is making these signs
For strange reason this parking spot is always full
Talk about an oxymoron I guess this is like saying efficient government

I guess is only fair you get tickets when you park in our spaces

Is The Honeymoon Over?

FOXSports.com - Auto- Danica can't head down Anna Kournikova roadWhat a difference a day makes . I remember just yesterday . I posted something to the effect " this young lady has done more for the Indy 500 this year than all the years I've been watching" well . it seems as though the honeymoon is over (or getting close to it) . it looks like Mrs. Patrick's driving skills are lagging , which goes to show you beauty will only take you so far . don't get me wrong I like Danica in my opinion , the Indy 500 this year was very exciting even though the final lap was under yellow . but it still was a nailbiting experience for me . I wanted to see a woman when the Indy 500 for the first time just like a few years back . I wanted to see George Mack (African-American) win the Indy 500 and the same can be said for and his name escapes me right now . a Asian gentlemen who was racing that year also . I always want to see someone being the first in their particular culture to break new ground . the same holds true for Danica I would love to see her win . but I'm hoping she doesn't get caught in the media hype and become just another pretty face . good luck in 2006 . I hope you take the checkered flag

George Bush Friend or President?

I honestly

like George Bush he seems like one of those type of guys that has a really good personality great at parties . you know the type of guy when you're at a party , and you yell out" hey George do that trick with the lighter fluid like you did the last party" the type of guy . you probably would sit down and watch a football game with that type of friend always fun . all the time , but I don't like my friends to be my president . I have friends , just like him the exact same personality . those qualities that just mention are not qualities , I want in a president . I dealt want to hang out with a president . I want him behind his desk , doing his job and not somewhere fishing or on a ranch , riding horses . I think you John Kerry had of picked up on this friendship aspect that I'm speaking of his campaign slogans should have been" George Bush . not for president . he makes a better friend"

Official Fantasy Fest Website - Key West Florida

Official Fantasy Fest Website - Key West Florida

If you have never been . I highly recommend it if you love people watching like I do and outrageous costumes get on I-95 And Drive South till you can't drive anymore since it is in the United States you don't need a passport . the Florida Keys is like going to the tropical islands without all a hassle . I know they're probably still recovering from the hurricane season . so I'm hoping they having this year

Ahhhhhh America's favorite pastime body painting oops I mean baseball:-)

The Color Lines are Blurring

Maybe it's my age but I remember a time when there were certain stereotypes that you did not want to admit to but did acknowledge they were somewhat true . when it came to black and white , but as I look at today's culture and individuals and to be quite honest I like what I'm seeing for instance . I remember when I was younger , and I was in high school , and we used to say . only white girls had flat butts have you seen Britney Spears lately I also remember saying they were only certain sports that black people participated in for instance , hockey , soccer , swimming and diving, golf all the sports that I just mentioned have people of color or an African-American's participating in them . or if you want to look over into the genre of singing . there are always stereotypes , Tina Marie back in the eighties shattered that stereotype and in her footsteps had been a multitude of talented individuals they were not white but still very soulful and then finally , hopping over into crime . there was always unspoken myth that people of color did not do crazy crimes outside of the stereo typical on the corner drug seller to words (Beltway sniper) . I remember when that whole unfortunate ordeal was unfolding . they had every expert profiler on the news informing us as a viewer . what he would look like I was just as shocked as everyone else to find out that it was to black men I guess the reason for this blogs is not of pride is not a shame either . just look around before you assume because the color lines are blurring , and also cultural in my opinion . that's a good thing . hopefully , it means that we are finally starting to understand one another . I won't be naïve or stupid and sit here and say racism does not exist . its around , it's just getting harder to subscribe to that archaic way of thinking